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Defcon 1 was activated when the confederacy of jackasses and penises took over China and got ahold of their nukes, and proceeded to nuke the planet.
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adj.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.
These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.
And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.
A grumper often results in defcon 5.
n.
A state of crap defecation that is so foul in smell, the defecator must make every attempt possible to relieve himself of the odor.
These attempts may be:
Opening the window.
Turning on a vent.
Spraying Lysol (or other powerful positive odors) around the room.
Covering of the nose.
Opening the door.
Repeated flushing.
And a last resort: Leave the room immeadiatley, hoping the smell will dissipate.
A grumper often results in defcon 5.
Roommate of Defecator: Hey what's that smell?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?
Defecator: My grumper hit Defcon 5.
Roommate: DEFCON 5!?
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