kitchen deafness

when person 1 in one room (e.g living room) tries to talk to person 2 in another room (kitchen) but person 2 cannot hear a word person 1 is saying because both rooms are a considerable distance apart.

"my friend always calls out to me when i am in the kitchen and he is in the living room. i can never seem to hear what he is saying in this situation. a sign of kitchen deafness"

by l0lm4tt August 23, 2011

I-deaf

The inability to hear because the listener has headphone from an MP-3 player on.

I didn't hear what you were saying yesterday, because I was probably I-deaf.

by Daddy_jeffy December 22, 2008

deaf and diligent

a worker who is so busy that he/she does not hear his/her surroundings

Person A:I can't get Dan's attention.
Person B:That's because he's deaf and diligent.

by constromlie March 29, 2009

Zone-deaf

The acute ability to ignore all sound whilst in the creative flow zone.

I was so focused I went completely zone-deaf to the sweet young couple's conversation going on right nxt to me.

by Francois the Unsheathed October 10, 2021

Deaf jeff

When a guy ejaculates in both your ears so that you can't hear a thing

Channing Tatecum : My name is deaf Jeff...
You: Whaaaaaat? I can't hear anything.

by Sierralemon April 3, 2021

tongue deaf

Completely lacking in the ability to taste. Might as well have put cigarettes out on their tongue.

"Holy shit did you see Alice putting ketchup on that 100 day dry aged Wagyu Ribeye?!"
"Yeah, she ordered it well done- she's completely tongue deaf, got a palate like a racoon!"

by Shroot August 10, 2021

The Deaf Russell

When your cumming in your gay lovers ass and moaning like a deaf girl getting fucked in the ass for the first time.

When I cum in my apprentice ass it was like The Deaf Russell.

by Yetiarms April 22, 2022