Dammit David

An exasperated exclamation made towards an individual blaming said individual for phenomena that are beyond the limit of anyone's control.

Aw man, it's raining again. Dammit David!

by Chadouken June 9, 2019

bob dammit

A phrase used by agnostics, freethinkers, and atheists to avoid pissing people off. However, there is a hidden meaning:
The joke is that somewhere out there in the universe, there is probably an alien society whose god happens to be called "bob". So, by saying "Bob dammit", you're actually insulting god as much as saying "god dammit".

Young, handsome agnostic: Bob dammit, I left my car keys at work!
Super strict old christian lady: I'm so glad you've stopped damning yourself by using the lord's name in vain!
Agnostic: *snickers*

by Thatguywiththebagel December 6, 2013

dammit

The back of a pin which is used to hold it in place. This term is primarily used in the military when dealing with pinning rank on a uniform as the dammits are easy to lose.

Dammit! I lost a dammit!
Hold the dammits while I pin this on.

by Fairady April 30, 2006

gosh dammit

a way to kind of say "God dammit" without saying God, so the name isn't being used in vain =P

GOSH-DAMMIT you suck! >: =(

by DarkMatter October 8, 2004

damitol

a pill you take when you're upset or pissed off, and you just want that feeling to go away (i.e. "Damn it all!")

"I take Damitol when I'm stuck in the middle of a highway with a flat tire."

by Adonis17 August 6, 2007

Todd Dammit Kerns

Bassist for Slash and the Conspirators. Guitarist for Sin City Sinners. His name is Todd Dammit because it rhymes with God Dammit. Todd is awesome.

Dude, who is that guy with Slash?

Oh, that's Todd Dammit Kerns!

by Mr Mojo fuckin Risin August 15, 2012

danmit

When you mistype 'damnit' then your friends make fun of you.

Person One: You spelt that wrong danmit!
Person Two: Hahhahahahahaha you spelt that wrong! You dumbo!
Person One: Shut the fuck up, Richard!

by ItsPaul July 24, 2017