Doblinger

A middle age to elderly person so obsessed with their own dull, boring life that it leads others nearby to purposly overdose on heroin just to get through the one-way conversation. Often self-centered and oblivious to how miserable they make life for those around them. Willing to give medical, educational, relationship, cooking, dieting and financial advice based on a high school education from the 60's. Moderetly to severly overweight and in denial about the amount of calories contained in the 2 king size candy bars and 3 grease-ridden fast food meals eaten daily. Commonly uses the expression "long story short" and does not even come close to living up to the promise. Parent to the most vile offspring but blindingly unaware of their lack of tack or manners in every situation. Abuses any form of power given in any situation. Willing and ready to play the blame-game at any time. Overall a well-rounded parasite to the community they live in.

Doblinger: bla bla bla, my kids this, bla bla bla, my kids that, bla bla bla, well in my expertise, bla bla bla, agian with my kids, bla bla bla, I know everything, bla bla bla, I am too heavy, bla bla bla, that person is worthless; let me tell you why, bla bla bla, I have so much to do, bla bla bla.

Person nearby: (thinking to self, because to get a word in edgewise would be IMPOSSIBLE) Man, I should have smoke 2 joints before this shit. I wonder how long they will keep talking like this.... Do you think they will notice that I have been staring at the bugs crawl across the glass instead of paying attention. Hmmmm I wonder if I could fall asleep with my eyes open, NO I should get some of those glasses that make it look like your eyes are open when you are really taking a nap. Good thing I don't snore..... Shit I am going to need some better weed before I come back here again.

by loveless1234 March 13, 2009

Darling in the Franxx

Darling in the Franxx is my personal favorite anime, but the ending is very depressing and made me very sad. As it is described: "The survivors of a catastrophic war against monsters cluster inside mobile fortress cities and train youngsters to defend humanity by piloting large battle robots called Franxx." The characters in the show are called "parasites" since they were made and developed in a lab. The characters in the show also go by codes/codenames since names are no longer needed in this "timeline" that they are in. The "main characters"/the parasites from Plantation 13 go by: Codename: 002 (or Zero Two), Codename: 016 (or Hiro), Codename: 015 (or Ichigo), Codename: 666 (or Zorome), Codename: 556 (or Kokoro), Codename: 214 (or Futoshi), Codename: 056 (or Goro), Codename: 390 (or Miku), Codename: 326 (or Mitsuru), Codename: 196 (or Ikuno).

Darling in the Franxx was the first anime I ever watched.

by lemon juice in my eye April 19, 2021

darling

the most important thing to me in the world. very clueless but shes still awesome no matter what

Me: Hey Darling
Her: Hey sunshine
Me: Ur the best
Her: <3

by O-town beast December 26, 2008

Darling Niki

A blog you read "when you care enough to feign interest".

The collection of "regurgitated thoughts brought to you by Darling Niki's erratic psyche, served in digestible nuggets of information".

An accidental Xanga celebrity -- often found at the top ten featured premium blogs list -- thanks to loyal readers, drive-by/random proppers and word-of-mouth.

A nocturnal freak of nature, transplanted from the islands of the pacific to the vibrant, inspiring, gutwrenching, magical and terrible place that is New York City.

Anam cara to Jack. Mommy to Ozzy the pug and to Loki the wolf. Author of many "midnight haikus" and various insomnia-induced poetry. Alpha female and intimidator at the Texas Holdem table.

Not to be confused with another "Darling Niki", purveyor of erotic apparel, toys and shoes.

Named after the famous Prince song "Darling Nikki", except this one's got one less "K".

EXAMPLES:

"I knew a girl named Niki, I guess you could say she was a sex (and rock n' roll and blogging and holdem and coffee) fiend."

"Man, Darling Niki went "all in" after the flop with a sik and made the nuts on the river."

"I need my daily dose of Darling Niki with my cup of coffee."

by Arlingday Ikinay November 24, 2004

darling antonia

A small gimpy one (person).

1. some one who is incapable of mowing a yard as a result of being a small gimpy one, or in other words a darling antonia.

by bob gnarly and the bronto burgers March 26, 2008

Darling's Disease

A condition of the face where your eyebrows are far darker than your hair.

Alistair Darling has a severe case of Darling's Disease.

by ClumsyNinja145 May 15, 2010

chelsea darling

N. An attractive, doll-faced punk rock girl with a chelsea-hair cut from the Boston, Massachusetts or London, England. (A chelsea hair cut is defined as behind short in the back, and long one the sides toward the front of the face)

First chelsea darling was noted on 4/26/1986

If shes too cute to be a punk but too rough to be a doll, then she's most likely a chelsea darling

by Alyssa Jamison January 16, 2008