Dakoba wtf
by CUTIE REESE October 4, 2020
Get the dakoba mug.Any car that hits the ditch after a night of heavy drinking and excessive partying. Bonus points if you have a bong strapped in the backseat. Please note that it’s never the drivers fault no matter how inebriated they may seem. “It just drove itself into the ditch I swear! It’s that damn steering wheel!”
Person 1: “Hey, did you see that Danmobile crashed at the side of the highway?”
Person 2: “yeah, I think it was coming from Kelly’s party.”
Person 2: “yeah, I think it was coming from Kelly’s party.”
by Goddamn_definitionz April 14, 2021
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by Uh-na-lo October 10, 2021
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Get the Danko mug.The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.
Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"
by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025
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