dakoba

Vewy kewl and awesome person wuvs cuddles too uwu 🥺🥺🥺

Dakoba wtf

by CUTIE REESE October 4, 2020

danmobile

Any car that hits the ditch after a night of heavy drinking and excessive partying. Bonus points if you have a bong strapped in the backseat. Please note that it’s never the drivers fault no matter how inebriated they may seem. “It just drove itself into the ditch I swear! It’s that damn steering wheel!”

Person 1: “Hey, did you see that Danmobile crashed at the side of the highway?”

Person 2: “yeah, I think it was coming from Kelly’s party.”

by Goddamn_definitionz April 14, 2021

Danko

Comes from the Afrikaans word Dankie meaning thanks.

This word is popular in South Africa

Boy: here’s the chips you wanted

Boy2: danko

by Uh-na-lo October 10, 2021

dankjob

The act of another human masturbating on behalf of or for another, except the receiver is a ‘player’ or someone who ‘gets around’

I was linking a girl last night, she gave me a dankjob. it was so danking good

by amamsskz March 3, 2022

Danko

South African for Thank you (Danke jou) of Zulu origins
D-ank-o

You: Here is the lighter

Me: Danko!

Me: Can I crash at your place
You: Yes
Me: Danke

by PawelMahooana March 4, 2022

Danko

Danko is derived from an Afrikaans word Dankie which means thank you.

Danko my friend. Danko means thank you.

by Ngqwele July 26, 2023

Dankosity Scale

The Dankosity Scale is a scale used to measure how dank memes are. Memes can range from but are not limited to "godawful", "ass", "nice", "fire", "dank" and "super dank". This is a way to measure your favourite memes from your childhood and know where they land. There is also a high likelihood of almost all brainrot being in godawful.

Mark: "Wow. Here come dat boi was a legend"
Murphy: "Where do you think he landed on the Dankosity Scale?"
Mark: "Definitely Super Dank"

by Night Terror(LH Comics) October 4, 2025