king dangle

when a penis is at maximum length whilst flacid.

"i fluffed my penis and now it's at king dangle"
"after doing the helicopter for a few seconds, my dick is at king dangle"

by jswiss October 3, 2009

meat dangle

Swinging manmeat. Your floppy wang. Yogurt slinging shroom beast.

"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."

by bTreezy October 17, 2006

Groin Dangling

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.

Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!

by Miccolo Chebogie June 15, 2018

dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much

I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls

by ste w October 30, 2013

Lieutenant Dangle

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)

Lieutenant Dangle's off to the gym again

by William Earl Dodd III March 24, 2005

dangle sesh

A commitment by multiple hockey players to continuously "dangle" each other in a relatively small area such as the neutral zone, or simply a garage.

DISCLAIMER: do not attempt a dangle sesh without parental supervision...

"Me and "The Wizard" had a dangle sesh at center ice yesterday, I basically turned his jock inside out with my toe-drag."

"Yeah that stick time was lame, so we just broke out into a dangle sesh right in the middle of the scrimmage."

"Yeah Sweden vs. Russia game was just a dangle sesh, nobody even played the body."

by Pdubb December 20, 2007

cherry dangle

The act of delicately dangling ones balls so that they swing within millimeters of a girls lips, whilst she lays on her back after an orgasm.

dude: "last night was cool, i spidermanned my bitch and finished with a cherry dangle".
Bitch: "shit, i wanted his balls in my mouth, but all i got was a cherry dangle"

by infobizzle August 19, 2008