Dangling Seabiscuit

When your penis drops down after emerging from a vagina or other crevasse after you go to town on her (or him if you're into that).

The joyful feeling after you've cum and your penis can finally rest, whilst still being fully erect like a racing horse.
"I pummeled her so hard that my dangling seabiscuit lasted over 30 minutes."

"That girl Nicole gave me a weak dangling seabiscuit last night."
by Not that Guy you think May 13, 2019
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Dangling Mandy

The end result of a dog ingesting a long hair - a turd swinging from a dogs ass, by a long hair, which is still inside the rectum.
Fido must have ingested a hair, while he was licking the carpet last night, because he had to fight to free a Dangling Mandy this morning.
by One Two February 07, 2008
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king dangle

when a penis is at maximum length whilst flacid.
"i fluffed my penis and now it's at king dangle"
"after doing the helicopter for a few seconds, my dick is at king dangle"
by jswiss October 03, 2009
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meat dangle

"Seriously dude - put your meat dangle away - nobody wants to see that shit."
by bTreezy October 17, 2006
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Groin Dangling

The art of talking bollocks.
Sometimes visibly faffing about and talking a load of old bollocks.
Someone is groin dangling when they spend time talking about things they think are important but everyone knows that in fact they are full of shit.
Bob: How did the meeting go?
Jim: Oh the usual. Andy was groin dangling again!
by Miccolo Chebogie June 12, 2018
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dangling balls

Big dangling balls is what happens when you relax too much
I relaxed too much and ended up with dangling balls
by ste w October 29, 2013
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Lieutenant Dangle

n. A man who wears really short shorts (plum smugglers) on a nearly constant basis. (see Girf)
by William Earl Dodd III March 25, 2005
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