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Wellington Chortle

The act of regurgitating beef wellington into a british whore's vagina when something particularly drule is said.
After a supple continental breakfast and some shrimp on the barbey, I put on my knickers and gave meredith a well deserved Wellington Chortle; Spot on, she said.
by BES the best July 18, 2006
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The chort

the chort is the way Coach Z says the cheat...
The kings gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the chort!
by laurstanz August 30, 2003
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chortley

Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.

Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.
"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"

"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"
by Brian Crane March 1, 2008
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Cortland

Usually cute, funny, and very outgoing. Cortland loves cars and Star Trek, he loves his mom and dad. Usually his dad is very successful and will give him the company once he retires. Most Cortland’s are fat bitches. LOVES ASS, like big juicy booties.
Omg I found me a Cortland!
by JenniferTran January 6, 2019
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CortexPE

A great person that teaches programming to his students, aka @CortexPE (Twitter)
CortexPE is my teacher!
by Rick & Morty October 3, 2017
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Cortland, NY

A place full of moronic people in the middle of nowhere upstate New York. There are a select few decent people, but most people have moved elsewhere.
I grew up in Cortland, NY, but I want to get out of here as fast as possible, man.
by AdrianneNicolle June 3, 2011
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