Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

crushing raspberries

Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.

It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.

Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank

by aerialdracula July 16, 2019

Clushing

cry and blush

"Lauren you look homeless but you look cute homeless" -friends
"omgyouguys I'm gunna start clushing" -me

by Stroongle Stonkskin February 15, 2022

Glass crushing

To crush, gush, swoon or otherwise fall all over one's self for Ira Glass of This American Life.

Uh-oh, turn off the radio. She's Glass crushing again.

by snarfgarble April 4, 2013

Check cashing hoe

That fraudulent hoe who, lacking good credit, identity, reputation or bank account must use check cashing stores to transact shady type business.

Dude is a straight check cashing hoe; tried to pass his fraudulent no check account having ass off as a legitimate contender.

by Beuonce F. Shabazz July 13, 2014

cussing

to utter offensive words in frustration or annoyance. Also used to gain social status

Jillian said, "People think cussing is a way for them to be cool. But its not!"

by done............... May 4, 2018

Crushing Guts

Crushing Guts is a time honored tradition practiced by males, dating back to the Stone Age. It is the act of fucking the shit out of a woman. You start out by easing your rock hard shaft into her battered vagina. Just ease it in, nice and slow. You do not want to rush it. After your cock is covered with her slimy cooze you can slowly start to pound it.. (remember: take it slow) in.... out..... in.... out... in.. (slowly getting faster) out.. in. out.in.out By this time you should be pounding her pussy like an industrial strength jackhammer. No mercy.... You scream - "Oh no, I can't hold it any longer!! Ugghaahhh.. Ooo!!!" After your ball-sac explodes like Hiroshima, her guts will feel like they've just gone through a meat grinder. I guarantee: She love you long time.

Broham, how was last night with that Cougar?

It was awesome brah! I was crushing guts all night long.

by jdpower August 14, 2010