cumputer

A computer with no other purpose than to use as a tool to view porn.

husband to wife -

I'm gonna be on the cumputer for a while honey, don't disturb me I have alot of work to do.

by BETTY CROCKER June 24, 2006

competits

A competition between women of two different breast sizes.

I went to this party and there were all these dumb girls trying to hook up with my boyfriend...but clearly, one look at my buxsome breasts said there was no competits.

by kerriswheel April 25, 2011

frog crumpet

An attractive French girl/woman.

From 'Atonement' by Ian McEwan.

The wine was taking hold of Corporal Nettle. He began a rambling eulogy of what he called "Frog crumpet" ­ how plentiful, how available, how delicious. It was all fantasy. The brothers looked at Robbie.

©Ian McEwan

by Kalivha November 21, 2009

overly-competitive

A person that is a big pain in the ass because they turn everything into competition. Their main goal is to steal attention for themselves. If its not about them then they will downplay its importance. Secret, behind the back maneuvers are common. Two faced.

That guy is an "overly-competitive" ass!

by Rocky123 December 1, 2013

cumpt

The act of shooting your ungodly load into a jewfro.

Last night i was so wasted i cumpt into Jacob's jewfro.

by Captain Fireballs July 20, 2010

bum crumpet

A toastable anally administered hot snack

"Has someone toasted a bum crumpet ?"

by GM March 25, 2003

Socially Competitive

Striving to be socially better or more fun than everyone else in the room just for bragging rights. This often includes creating random adventures and outings just to have a story to tell the next day.

Lysa: So what did you do yesterday?
G'na: I totally went out on a Tuesday night, won a dance off and received a drunken marriage proposal from a 41 year old man named Skip.
Lysa: Oh, I finished my novel.

(As you can see G'na was socially competitive and blew Lysa's recap of her night out of the water)

by Leelia July 21, 2009