fizzle cuffer 

A person that arranges their social calendar and/or evaluates a committment to an activity, based upon their desire to maximize the opportunity to cuff with someone...thereby slowly fading away from being present with friends and obligations.

Person 1: “I thought he said he was going to be here”
Person 2: “He gave a ‘hard maybe’”
Person 1: “Yeah, he’s fizzling out. That time of year. He wants to get cuffed.”
Person 2: “What a fizzle cuffer”

fizzle cuffer by Itsaword October 23, 2018

self chuffed 

Super pleased with one self, to the point of arrogant. Smug as you can get.

A higher level of self importance.

Think of yourself as the "the best"

He's proper self chuffed isn't he?

I'm really good at photography. My work is a masterpiece.

No one is better than me.

self chuffed by Anyway have I? January 4, 2023

Pee Pee Cuffer 

Guy who cannot let go of his penis. aka chronic masterbater.

Bobby Belley is such a pee pee cuffer!!!

Pee Pee Cuffer by lockalocka May 20, 2011

Cufed

Cufed; A term derived from the two words "Cunts" and "Fucked". Often used in the worse possilbe way to describe a person or situation that is undesirable or entirely out of the ordinary. Can be used in the presence of delicate ears without any severe repercussions if they dont know the meaning.

Example 1
"Dude, is that guy dancing and pointing at the secrutiy camera?"
"Yeah, he just tried to sell me a space rock for $50000"
"Oh my god! That Cunt's Fucked!"
"Yeah he's Cufed as."

Example 2
"Bro, just spent the day at Glynde!"
"Cufed?"
"Completely Cufed."

Cufed by Jason Weasel December 15, 2011

Cuffer 

Another term for jailbait. Going after this girl will likely get you arrested and in handcuffs.

Guy A: "I've got my eyes on the blonde baby-face in the shallow end of the pool"
Guy B: "Serious pal? She's a total cuffer"

Cuffer by Akaza April 16, 2013

chuffed to fuck 

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something

"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"

chuffed to fuck by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003

Cuffe 

A dishonest backstreet mechanic.

Someone who lies about their level of training and expertise to extract money from the unsuspecting customer.
A rogue trader/businessman

That guy is a pure cuffe, what a cuffe, the world is gone to cuffe

Cuffe by DClovessinkingboats May 23, 2019