Crouton

A term for the clitoris.

Adam never forgot the site of her enlarged crouton.

by Emigma January 9, 2011

Crouton Slit

Woman who has had a bad case of thrush for so long without seeking any medical attention.

I heard she had a Crouton Slit. Oh thats sick!

by Demonshock February 21, 2009

Crouton-Brain

A crouton-brain is a term used for individuals who are overall a waste of space. They more than likely are uneducated, but feel the need to be heard, ill-mannered and have a sense of undeserving self-confidence... although some are disguised as attractive on the outside. Typically a crouton will pretend to have similar interests to fit into the social setting they placed themselves into, and do not carry a sense of individuality, sophistication or class. Lacking any true intellectual substance or awareness.

This crouton-brain I saw at the bar wouldn’t stop talking about politics while drunk and it was obvious by their vocabulary they were uninformed, but continued to scream at strangers and spill their drink.

by candiedbones January 13, 2021

curton

so like that stuff u see on the salad but spelled wrong and also my bfs nickname

"FUCKIGN CURTON'"

by xoxoxxoxooxxoxoxogpodddipgire; February 8, 2022

anal croutons

The crusty dried poop left behind after whipping the poop out of your anus.

"Dude, that Indian girl had the most nutty anal croutons ever!"

by Sir licks a lot May 13, 2014

soggy crouton

The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"

I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.

by FittyTucker July 12, 2016

mouldy crouton

This is a term used when you’re in a situation where you cannot swear, perhaps you’re in school or round your grandmothers house

“Shut up (name) , you’re such a mouldy crouton. ”

by nJevons19 August 30, 2019