by bypassomega April 09, 2007
by Mason April 15, 2003
by Bob882 September 08, 2004
Card Crusher (A.K.A Rude Dude, ZoomJap, rude asian, rudeazn) is that cool dude you have probably seen on youtube who teaches how to crush a business card, how to lick a girl's photo and other great things.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.
He's quite popular on /a/ and /jp/ where is usual to find edits to replace the template with whatever anime, manga or situation in Ps or similar.
Guy 1: Did you see that? reminds me of card crusher...
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:
Guy 2: He crushed your ticket!!
You: Oh no... :despair:
by Gennosuke April 14, 2011
To stick a potato inside a woman's vagina, then when she sneezes the potato is crushed as the vagina contracts.
No 1: You should try my wife's mash potato. It's amazing how she does it too.
No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.
No 2: Is she a potato crusher, 'cause I heard the creamiest mash comes from good crushers....moist too.
by potato pusher December 31, 2010
by ew spew December 21, 2018
by Leonard skinhead March 03, 2019