(Boy 2 takes shot and misses by a mile)
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.
Boy 1: Damn, that wasn't even close!
Boy 2: Yeah, well, the NBA woulda counted it.
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1sted used by Chris Thomson of Sawtell, NSW, Australia in 1989
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Adj.
Verb - past tense
Verb - infinitive: "to cunt"
A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else.
Verb - past tense
Verb - infinitive: "to cunt"
A handy word which describes more accurately sexual intercourse between a person with a cunt (the vulva, not the derogatory term for female) and someone else.
Example 1:
Steve: "How was Sara last night?"
Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead."
Example 2:
Johnny: "Why is that slut walking so funny?"
Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ."
Steve: "How was Sara last night?"
Jake: "Bitch wouldn't take it in the backdoor so I was forced to cunt her all night instead."
Example 2:
Johnny: "Why is that slut walking so funny?"
Alex: "Some bros paid her forty bucks to get cunted by a donkey; the toughest part was finding a willing enough donkey. . ."
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"When Taxi Driver came out it got cunted...but the bottom line is it's the film that we'll be remembered for, so jog on cunt."
"When Taxi Driver came out it got cunted...but the bottom line is it's the film that we'll be remembered for, so jog on cunt."
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I'm going to kill my brother-in-law he gave me a crusted mummy after I passed out at his wedding reception.
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