Crunkie

A crunkie is a person obsessed with CROCS such as decorating them with pins and giblets.

Man Andrea, you have an unhealthy amount of giblets on those crocs! You're such a crunkie

croc/junkie

by Pukadog December 26, 2021

cruntibate

The act of crunching one's penis during masturbation.

While I was masturbating to Shrek porn, Greg cruntibated me.

by MemeCreamer May 6, 2022

Cruntie Bitch

someone who is a cranky cuntie bitch

“Oh my god your such a cruntie bitch today”

by dyldoqueen3 May 18, 2023

crunicrisis

A sub-type of crisis specific but not limited to the Crunican family and associates, typically involves political policy of a diaspora of issues some pertaining to the Interstate Bridge Replacement Program, some regarding familial maters, etc.

Damn, there goes a another crunicrisis, playing the victim again.

by poked bear August 10, 2023

Crunping

To masturbate while on a stepladder into someone's mouth, commonly whilst having a vice grip on your penis tight enough to rip skin off

Dave crunped his girlfriend

Dave was crunping his girlfriend last night.

by Hanking Harold January 4, 2025