Crumpin’

Crumpin’ is when you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

Don’t forget to hose off after a good crumpin’!

Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

Better lay down a towel I feel a good crumpin’ coming.

I shit myself again… no honey that was a good crumpin’.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

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Crumpin’

When you accidentally or purposely shit yourself mid hump.

1) I shit myself again…no honey that was a good crumpin’!

2) Better lay a towel down… I feel a crumpin’ a coming.

3) Crumpin’ is a blumpkin on roids.

4) That was such a hard crumpin’ it ran down my cleggs.

by R0gue Ch0de January 22, 2024

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Crumpting

To force one’s fecal matter back through the rectum after shitting. (Done after and/or instead of glowning)

1. Crumpting is so fun!
2. I couldn’t find a toilet so I had to crumpt.

by #1nufter March 16, 2024

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Crumping

Picking skin flakes off your asshole and snorting then up like cocaine

I was crumping my girl last night and her flakes were gas ngl

by John Crump March 31, 2025

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Chumplin

Chumplin (noun): A term used to describe someone who exhibits a false bravado, presenting themselves as tough or fearless, yet lacking genuine strength or resilience. A chumplin often overestimates their abilities and may boast about their toughness, but when faced with challenges, they reveal their true timid nature. This term is often used humorously or sarcastically between a mom and pocket bully who thinks he’s tough but isnt. He’s a wimp.

Chumplin (pronoun): Kilo Meter Snodgrass

Example: "He struts around acting tough, but deep down, he's just a chumplin!"

by Kiki’s Mommy August 15, 2025

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