crocker

To do something that screws up someone else.

I had a job all lined up, but that asshole crockered me!

by freem0nt May 23, 2010

crockshits

Lots, a lot, loads, tons.

We are going to make crockshits of cash.

by Cydne Washington December 29, 2008

crispy croak

knj + crispy croak = fun vids

Pizza man; “do you guys want anything else?”
Knj; “oh my god yes do u have crispy croak”

by The crispiest croaks May 27, 2019

croak

1. to die

2. to kill someone or something

Apparently, he croaked when they got to the hospital.

by Light Joker May 15, 2005

Crockpot Zit

A slow-festering, painful acne cyst. The zit simmers under the surface of the skin for several days while a monster zit cooks up. When it finally surfaces, the crockpot zit doesn't feed 6-8, but it will wreck havoc on the face.

Madison: Dang, I've had this zit on my forehead for like 3 days already, and it's not even a full-on zit yet!
Julian: Shit, looks like a crockpot zit. It won't be done cooking till dinnertime tommorrow."


Girl, don't try to pop that crockpot zit; you're only going to make it worse!

by Rawesome January 14, 2009

crawk

The perfect combination between creepy and awkward to describe something or some one

that guy standing behind you in that picture is so crawk!

by indianfury&cooliocat May 24, 2011

crock of shite

See crock of shit.

Term which implies something is ridiculous/not very good.

"St. Anger? What a crock of shite."

by Kelly December 22, 2004