pogging my chogs

A gamers slang for the beating and abuse of their own cock. Also the way a chad-like gamer would say handjob.

After I watched Pokemane's stream I went on the hub and started pogging my chogs.

by chooftomato March 30, 2021

crocs

When the girl in class who thinks she has a boy wears crocs to school, she'll sit where the boy can see her feet, then slip out of her crocs so she's only in socks for a while. at least, until the bell rings.

boy: hey you know I don't actually care about either your crocs or your feet right???
girl: *pretends not to listen, starts slipping one foot out again*
boy: * secretly watches her anyway*

by I KAN SPEL March 31, 2022

Cheese Croissant

Probably the most delicious pastry you have every eaten in your entire life. Typically made with store bought Pillsbury croissants and stuffed with American cheese. Usually served with a side of mashed potatoes and a Graha grilled steak.

Dang Brooks, did you leave any cheese croissants for anyone else?

by Dr Wang December 16, 2008

pop me clogs

To die

I swear if I don't get a rest soon I'll pop me clogs.

by Caroline May 10, 2003

croggy

To recieve a ride on the handlebars of someone's bicycle, whilst they are pedaling.

Giz a croggy! (I would appreciate it if I may ride on the handlebars of your bicylce whilst you pedal)

by Nick May 21, 2004

Croissant Sandwhich

When a woman has a croissant sandwhich shoved up her butt, while the man eats it out, while she screams "MR CROISSANT".

Mr Croissant: Shove it up there bitch!

Hooker: Oh yeah! MR CROISSANT!

Mr Croissant: *Munch munch munch*

Hooker: Yeah, you do a really good Croissant Sandwhich!

by Is it that obvious? November 26, 2009

cronservative

The act of saving marijuana.

"id love to smoke more man, but i don't have that much left so i have to be cronservative."

by Dee Monee January 6, 2008