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CREEP Definition #3

A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #2).

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPS #3
18. All Adulterers.
19. Tattooed Single-Parent Mothers Who Bring Home Lots of Men to have Sex With, while Their Kids Watch.
20. People who wear lots of Heavy Gold Jewelry to Show Off &To Give Them a Heavier Sense of Self-Worth.
21. Mothers who Tell Their Married Daughters that Affairs will “Spice Up” Their Marriages.
22. Drunk Fathers who have Sex with Their Daughters &/or Step Daughters.
23. Most Women that Wear Leopard Skin Inspired Clothing & Dark Sunglasses.
24. Fathers Who Take Their Teenage Sons to Bordellos/Whore Houses to Sexually “Break Them In” and to “Make Men Out of Them.”
25. All Cougars: Old Vain Women Who Need to Have Sex With Men Young Enough to Be Their Sons.
26. Married People that Tint Their Car Windows Dark so that They Can Have Sexual Affairs with People they Meet at “Back to School” Night & at Work.
27. Mothers who Sexually Flirt with Their Teenage Son’s Friends.
28. Drunk or Mentally Unstable In-Laws who Offer to Give You Oral Sex “On The Side” at Family Get Togethers, while Your Children Are in the Other Room.
29. Old Slut Mother-in-Laws who Try to Undermine Your Marriage, so that Their children will End Up Divorced & As Miserable as Themselves.
30. Spouses who make a Game of Bringing Around Their Sleazy Lovers During the Holidays & Act Like Nothing is Wrong.
That Little Guy at Church with the Goatee Beard and Russian "Mail-Order Bride" "Half His Age" who "Hits On" Everyone is One Big Creep.
by Tina from the BGCA August 27, 2014
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creeping

The act of sleeping with another person while already going out with/being married to someone
Yo I think my girl is doing something with someone else
Word, shes creeping.
by Lucci November 18, 2007
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Creeping

When a car creeps forward on a red light, about to turn green.
That car infront of us is creeping!

Idiot, there's a left turn signal
by Spiesik February 8, 2020
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Creep

omg.. john is such a creep
by u okay June 30, 2018
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The Creep

A hot new dance craze created by Lonely Island. Were your arms are T-Rexin and knees are coming up to your waste if not higher while making a creepy face and stalking someone with scrunched shoulders. And dont forget to smile.
Eric: Hey Steve did you see that crazy dance he just did.

Steve: Yeah its called The Creep.
by BMOC GoodTimes March 3, 2011
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CREEP

CREEP Definition #2

A CREEP is ANYONE, Male or Female, with Icky or Undesirable Behavior (see Creeper #1 & #3).

A MORE DETAILED LIST OF COMMON CREEPS #2
5. Woman who Hang their Cleavage in Your Husband’s or Significant Other’s Face at Parties and Other Social Events.
6. Guys with Goatee Beards who play with Their Balls While Telling You How Great They Are on Your First Date.
7. All “Betty Page” Look -Alikes.
8. Guys who tell you How Great They Are at Martial Arts, so they CAN TRY TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
9. Self-Absorbed, Bored-House-Wives who Wear “Jackie-O” Dark Sun Glasses Who Tell You how Worthless their Husbands are, While The Husbands Are Completely Supporting Them Financially, While their Wives are Trying to Get You to Fuck Them.
10. All Swingers.
11. White Women who Dig Black Guys or Guys Half Their Age.
12. Guys or Women who “Come On” to Your Wife/Husband or Girlfriend/Boyfriend at Church.
13. Women who shave their Eyebrows & have them Tattooed on.
14. Women who Sneak Out on Their Significant Other to Have Sex in a Car with Someone Else when They Are Supposed to Be Out Grocery Shopping or Buying Clothes.
15. Guys who Share Lollipops with Each Other.
16. Lesbian Gym Teachers who Want You To Come Over to Their House After School, so that they can Comb Your Hair.
17. Guys who Wear Cowboy Boots and/or have Ponytails.
I wish that CREEP Would Stop Hanging Her Tits in My Husband's Face at our Daughter's Birthday Party.
by Tina from the BGCA August 27, 2014
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Creeps

Sunglasses that are tinted enough you can't see the wearer's eyes. Specifically designed to look at cleavage and ass within close proximity without the obviously creepy element.
Jim: Hey man, let's get outside and check out some tail.

Chad: Cool. Hold on one sec. Let me grab my creeps from my room.
by clark2936 August 4, 2009
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