Crumplets

Tiny bits of hard shit that get stuck on your anus hairs.

Man, those crumplets in your ass are hard to lick out.

by Xymox1 October 28, 2008

Crapple

The So called healthy foods that arent really healthy... Low fat oreos

Low fat Twinkies are crapple

by Bobby(thisisntmyrealname) November 3, 2010

crappetite

The deep hunger for food that will eventually kill you. Pizza, deep fried foods, jalepeno poppers, and more.

"Let's run down to Taco Bell and feed this crappetite."

by I have an answer for everything December 19, 2004

crapple

it's the aroma left after you take a dump and use apple airfreshener...

I had a housewarming party and I left a can of Apple airfreshener in the bathroom. Someone dropped a duce and used the airfreshener, when someone went in the bathroom and smelled it they said, "It smells like crapple in her!".

by Chezelle September 14, 2008

crappiest

as in the poopiest

When I hanged up my dead wife in my closet, the expression on her face was the crappiest I had ever seen in my life.

by Susy Truong November 5, 2003

crappetite

The measure of one's ability and desire, given the circumstances, to move a bowel.

After seeing the feces smeared across the toilet on the overnight train to Moscow, I lost my crappetite completely.

by Joe Loring December 24, 2007

Crapple

When one reaches into the fridge and pulls out a Snapple, sips, and realizes it is not the flavor of desire. This event usually occurs during the morning when one is most disoriented. 'Crapple' can be used two ways...a. A verb b. an interjection

a. “this doesn't taste like Snapple apple..."

"Gurl you jus crappled!"

b."Crapple! i didn't want diet peach tea. Shoot me!"

by owennn October 20, 2010