couldn't b arsed

Wen u jus don't giv a shit

Emma:Niamh u make 1 and I'll vote it in

Niamh: couldn't b arsed

by 3mymulls April 12, 2017

Couldn't've

Conjunction-- could not have

it couldn't've gone any worse.

by No one needs to know that! July 31, 2011

couldesaced

When driving through a neighborhood one is not familiar with (usually in residential areas) one can sometimes be stopped at the end of a street by a couldesac.

Usually frustrating.

Damn it dude, we just got couldesaced.

by mreurope86 July 22, 2006

Couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

When someone is so incompetent that they quite literally couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery

Person 1: "Ere, look at 'im ovver yonder"
Person 2: "does tha mean malc?"
Person 1: "Ay, that's 'im"
Person 2 "Ay, dunt trust 'im, 'e couldn't manage a piss up in a brewery"
Person 1: "Ta, fer that advice"

by Proper Sheffield lad March 14, 2022

I Couldn't Give the Fourth

literally translated as "I could care less."

"I couldn't give the fourth about women."

by doogface March 21, 2012

I couldn't care less

The correct version of i could care less. Something to say when you really don't care about something/someone.

person 1: My phone died :(
person 2: I could really care less.
person 1: No! its "i couldn't care less", if you're going to not care, at least do it right!

person 2: i don't care.

by tenyaiida July 8, 2020

Couldn’t be me

When an individual says something out of the ordinary, possibly erotic, homosexual, or suspect, and you choose not to identify with that individual by saying the phrase.

John: I ate her ass after she shat and didn’t wipe; I got some chocolate and ass last night
Me: What in the goddamn fuck? Couldn’t be me.

by Congo1234 September 19, 2018