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20% cooler

Something that is in any way involved with My Little pony FIM.
bob: I heard Stephen colbert likes ponies.

bob's friend: He's now 20% cooler
by anon.338 August 14, 2011
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cooler

A hand in poker in which a person with a very strong hand (often the 2nd best possible hand) is beaten by the best possible hand (usually a very rare full house, four of a kind, or straight flush). The 2nd best hand is so strong that it is impossible to fold, usually resulting in the loss of a lot of money and sometimes, an existential crisis.
I wasn't letting go of my Ace-high flush. How could I put him on a straight flush? What a cooler!
by ROI Guy February 27, 2007
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cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.
jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !
by Jack de wack June 26, 2008
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wine cooler

A low-content, not-so-intense alcoholic drink, usually flavored as a fruit drink.

Wine coolers are frequently had with meals and such to consume alcohol, yet not get much of a buzz off it.

They are also considered a pussy alcoholic beverage when someone attempts to get drunk entirely off of wine coolers.
"I needed something to ease my mind without getting drunk, so I had a wine cooler with dinner."
by Lahr November 14, 2006
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Cooler

A term used to describe someone whow either knowingly (usually found in casinos) or unknowingly (usually in a bar) ruins a hot streak or situation.

When assosciated with the ruining of any type of foundation trying to be laid with picking up chicks, it is often accompanied by a fierce blowing wind sound caused by the offender, which in turn leads to his poor friends freezing instantaneously like cartoon characters.
Barry: "Hey Garry did you get any ass last night?"

Garry: "No way bro! That Andrew kid was being such a cooler!"
by Uncle Larry January 27, 2010
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Compton Cooler

The paper bag the liquor store gives you when you buy a 40 or some other assortment of malt beverage. Best used for concealing alcohol in public, even though everyone knows you're drinking alcohol, and for "cooling" the beverage to give it a crisp, yet smooth falvor.
Sittin' in the park the compton cooler was the only choice for my Micky's.
by crazy b May 3, 2005
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Cutler

This is a guy who really cares about you and makes you feel beautiful inside and out. He does the cutest things ever and is the most kind guy that you will ever meet. He has flaws but no one cares because his amazing attitude shines through anyway. He is an amazing boyfriend that doesn't want a short relationship but a long and meaningful one.
Oh look it's Cutler with all those ladies!
by Unicat lover November 25, 2014
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