Someone who hasn't yet grown out of being an attention seeking psychobabbler. A very mediocre kind of troll.
Conspiracy theorist: "Reptilians control the world's most prominent bloodlines!"
Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."
Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"
Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."
Unfortunate listener: "Zzzz..."
Conspiracy theorist: "You are blind to THEIR lies, person who won't hang on every word I blather! I pour scorn upon you!"
Unfortunate listener: "Yeah, whatever."
by The_Mad_Thinker December 17, 2008
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Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.
Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.
by CommandoDude August 5, 2010
Get the Conspiracy Theorist mug.A "conspiracy theorist" who will believe anything without a second thought, even if it is not based in reality whatsoever.
Will especially believe in any fake conspiracies if you attach some sort of "demonic" or "Satanic" correlation to the "theory", since most of these nutjobs tend to be from/of some sort of christian faith.
They are the worst kind of sheep; since they think they are not sheep, while still being sheep.
Will especially believe in any fake conspiracies if you attach some sort of "demonic" or "Satanic" correlation to the "theory", since most of these nutjobs tend to be from/of some sort of christian faith.
They are the worst kind of sheep; since they think they are not sheep, while still being sheep.
Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "OMG TEH WORLD IS RULED BY TEH DEVIL WORSHIIPIN PPLZ."
Conspiracy Nutjob #2: "I KNOW, AND THEY TOTALLY SACRIFICE PPLZ AT THIS BEHEMAN GROVE PLACE."
Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "ONOS!"
Conspiracy Nutjob #2: "I KNOW, AND THEY TOTALLY SACRIFICE PPLZ AT THIS BEHEMAN GROVE PLACE."
Conspiracy Nutjob #1: "ONOS!"
by TheRainbowSerpent June 13, 2013
Get the Conspiracy Nutjob mug.A theory as to why a major or minor event has occurred.
The theory may be truthful, or at least plausible, but the message of said theory may be propagated with fear, suspicion, and paranoia.
It is to note that conspiracy is NOT synonymous with truth, as some would like you to believe.
Conspiracies may also be deceitful as well, though they may seem to be completely honest.
The theory may be truthful, or at least plausible, but the message of said theory may be propagated with fear, suspicion, and paranoia.
It is to note that conspiracy is NOT synonymous with truth, as some would like you to believe.
Conspiracies may also be deceitful as well, though they may seem to be completely honest.
9/11 is supposedly an inside job, even though people seem to forget that thousands of FBI agents, firefighters, demolition experts, scientists, CIA, rescue workers, police, airline pilots, NSA, The majority of the House Of Representatives, air traffic control, and the entire Bush administration would undoubtedly know about it and yet refuse to expose it.
Hence being a conspiracy
Hence being a conspiracy
by Taco Roco August 25, 2009
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CT: Presidential election is staged by the Illuminati.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.
by jsisidore June 2, 2016
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Conspiracy empiricists often think just because a dominant theory is mostly sufficient for explaining most of a phenomena doesn't mean one shouldn't attempt to teak the theory via experiments to find more information.
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The mainstream media has confirmed that the recent report in relation to “any 100% truth goes here” originated initially from a very well known ConspiracyTheorist
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