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Cocks-a-dangle

The art of standing fully naked with your cock hanging down. About to have sex, swinging.
Julia was sitting naked in the middle of the gymnasium sorunded by the entire basketball team, cocks-a-dangle. Things were about to heat up.
by The Maxwell. October 2, 2009
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Corkscrew

The act of fingering a random person's anus in a rotational motion imitating Mr. Schachter opening a bottle of mead.
Mr. Schachter: How was the sex?

Trevor: I opened a bottle of mead, poured it into her nipples, ate her nipples, then corkscrewed her ass.
by One-Pump-Shotgun March 13, 2017
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corksucker

mispronounced cocksucker as in the film, Johnny Dangerously
"You fargin' corksucker!"
translation: You fucking cocksucker
by Mike November 19, 2003
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cockscreen

By analogy with sunblock and sunscreen (assuming sunblock deflects the sun's rays and sunscreen absorbs them), a cockscreen does not block cock, she absorbs it. Thus, you are not completely blocked from the friend, but may have to sleep with the cockscreen first to get through.
"That girl Dana there is being a total cockblock for her hot friend Jennifer!"

"Nah, she's just a cockscreen. Give her some lovin' and you'll get through, trust me."
by Mike Westvleteren September 1, 2007
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cockshank

To Stab someone with your Penis.
This is one of the most severe forms of ownage and if it happens to you, you should be ashamed

Comes from the words Cock - meaning penis and the
word shank - meaning stabbed with a sharp object
My mate got cockshanked the other day, poor bugger got owned
by SpecialOps October 18, 2006
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Mississippi Corkscrew

When two midgets, usually rednecks, fuck in a washer machine
"Ayy honey do you wanna go to the backroom and Mississippi Corkscrew?"
by Off-Brand-Work May 12, 2016
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Cocks to the rocks

A term meaning to go to the extreme and give it your all. To go above and beyond 100%. Derived from the saying, "pedal to the metal".

Instead of putting the pedal to the floor, you're using your cock to the maximum. The "rock" comes from the saying, "lets rock!"
"We're gonna head out to the clubs tonight and put THE COCKS TO THE ROCKS!"

"Dude, just put the cocks to the rocks and ask her out already."

"I studied all day and night for my exam. I'm gonna kill it! Cocks to the rocks!"
by Rattattack January 25, 2013
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