Management Consultant

Someone whose job involves mostly solving other people’s problem

As a management consultant, I’m busy solving people’s problem and creating some for myself

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Hollywood Consultant

A functional consultant who through the liberal use of Blue Steel and Magnum mesmerize their clients into believing that they are consistently hard at work when actually the opposite is true. This also applies to their extreme ability to a speak convincingly about their supposed field of expertise while in fact knowing the bare minimum possible. Such consultants can usually be visually identified by their high level of metrosexuality, use of cuticle cream and belief that they are "professionally good looking".

That lead consultant always talks like he knows his stuff, but he doesn't even know how to long into the system and needs to use a reference book to find stuff. He should get the Academy award for best actor for "Best Portrayal of a Consultant on an Implementation"... what a Hollywood Consultant.

by Technical Consultant October 22, 2010

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consumate

Word used when describing Trogdor's spinities

CONSUMATE V's!!!! CONSUMATE!!!

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conflate

To combine, merge or a combination of two or more things together.

She conflated the flour and milk along with eggs and made pancakes

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consult

Verb. To provide a penis with please via mouth.

"After our date last night, that whore consulted me"

"boy, what I would give to get consulted right now"

"why don't you just go consult him and get it the hell over with"

by robcoreatthedisco18 March 4, 2009

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