constructions

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.

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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.

by gnostic3 December 22, 2017

Phantom Construction

When unnecessary cones, barrels, and lane shifts screw up your morning commute but there isn't a construction worker in sight. A/K/A/ government efficiency at its best.

I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.

by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010

High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture

A school with the most unnecessary long name. Ran by a 6' 6" 300 pound ego maniac who makes students wear uniforms but yet promotes creativity. Said to be a noteworthy school for its construction trades and engineering courses, but it is in fact only a small part of the curriculum. Just a very fake school in general, bound to be housing some of NYC's most dangerous kids by 2020.

Random Nigga: What school you go to? Me: High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture.Random Nigga: What the hell is that?

by The real E over IR April 5, 2009

social construct

If she says this constant enough you decided to look it up- She's easy.

Girl: But it reality, there's no such thing as being "easy", that's a social construct.

You: Oh yeah. She'll put out.

by meinreich February 26, 2014

Morning Constitution

Morning Dump

During my morning constitution; I got in some light reading.

by jabanks2 October 22, 2008

boner constrictor

a sexual act in which the man's penis is long enough to flap over either shoulder and be inserted into his own anus.

Anthony's friends were shocked and awed, not by the fact that he could do a boner constrictor, but by the fact that his new girlfriend could also perform it as well.

by Sir Robert and Sir Kevin October 18, 2007

Constitution

A once important document that replaced the Bush administration's dry biscuit in a wild and animalistic struggle for victory and stature for reasons unknown to the average American who is slowly learning to take freedom more seriously and not for granted while poor George, who couldn't get it up quick enough (unlike his predecessor), can't have desert until he eats his din din..

Poor George.. can't stomach his own porridge, but the constitution tastes grrrrrrrrrREAT!!!.

by de Frosting le Lobster September 25, 2010