Constipation and diarrhea

Basically, life's way of saying "fuck you".

Dude 1-Hey man, I have constipation and diarrhea, so when it finally comes out, it's everywhere!
Dude 2-Why the hell are you telling me this...

by Scrounder September 18, 2012

constipation

when you're on the toilet and you cant seem to pop the crap out of your buttox. Not being able to "poop" or "let out the beans" orr "explode the chiz"

"the constipation is getting severe"

by toilet talk February 17, 2013

constipate

inability to shit
cannot poop
impossible to drop a bomb

Eating too much peanut butter caused me to become constipated.

by Trogdor November 20, 2003

constipation

The state of not being able to poop. Can be loads of fun

you look constipated

by sashafan July 10, 2003

constibation

a cross between constipation and masturbation- an art that only very few can do and is very difficult to perform... do not attempt it, it probably hurts!

I tried to constibate yesterday- don't try it, it KILLS!!! Do Not try constibation, unless you are an utter retard

by jenrendahothen March 1, 2009

Vocal Constipation

Verb. Another term for stuttering.

When one speaks, subsequently the flow of speech is disrupted by involuntary repetitions and prolongations of sounds, much like when your excrement's exit is hindered by the irregularities of your bowels.

1. "H-h-h-h-h-hello!".. "Bloody hell Peter! That was some serious Vocal Constipation!"

2. Sorry, I won't be able to attend the party on saturday, I'm nursing some serious Vocal Constipation!

by HandFlapper403 November 4, 2010

coinstipated

When a person has an irritatingly large number of coins stuffed in their wallet. Someone who is coinstipated needs to take a "coin dump" on their next purchase, in order to relieve pressure and reduce discomfort of the wallet and/or pocket regions.

"I keep paying in bills and now I'm so coinstipated that my wallet feels like it's about to explode!"

by pbandj123 August 18, 2013