Congratulatio

A term representing any of the many forms of oral sex, performed solely for purpose of celebrating a special occasion. Occurs most commonly in the context of stagnant, loveless marriages.

"My wife sure doesn't do the things she used to anymore. I got a huge promotion last week and still just got a kiss on the cheek that night."
"Wow, not even congratulatio?"
"Nothing."

by supernova7 May 8, 2008

Congraduation

Short hand for congratulations on your graduation. Used especially often in China.

Wei; I hear you're graduating next week.
Zhou: Yes.
Wei: Congraduations! You did glate job.

by latefordinner May 20, 2013

concragulate

ghetto, crap spelling for "congratulate."

yo man, ah jus' wanna concragulate you on yo GED!

by Back MaryLand August 26, 2005

congrabulate

when a bunch of people com together to discuss someone aka a secret roast

lets all join together to congrabulate stacey.

by Thackery D. Trump October 10, 2016

confratulate

Used to a)congratulate a fat person and b)congratulate someone else if you are fat

The fat kid was confratulated by his dad for walking past the pie shop without going in.

by Will3842 December 25, 2008

Confratulate

verb
To converse.

related words: confratulation (noun), confratulating (adj.)

Person 1: "Look a Jim and Sally confratulating over there."
Person 2: "Ya, they are really getting to know eachother."

I may just go and confratulate with Suzie and maybe get her number.

by JoVah December 9, 2008

Congratulhated

Voicing your best wishes while thinking of ways to kill them and get away with it.

I congratulhated Lisa on her big promotion. Do you know if the windows in that new corner office of hers open?

by Cd2009 September 4, 2010