con autist

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.

Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!

by Aethertigris March 25, 2023

Saw Con

"Saw Con" when said out loud sounds like "Suck on", and should be followed by "deez nuts!" , very much ligma.

Brady: Hey man, you ever been to Saw Con?
Chad: No. What's Saw Con?
Brady: Saw Con deez nuts!

by SarcasticHandjob July 24, 2018

con SARS

The vague, undefinable sickness you get after attending a convention or other large gathering of people.

I came back from Anime Expo with a sore throat and a runny nose--the usual con SARS.

by Obnoxious Otaku January 18, 2011

con-ui

chinese word. gorgeous people. dazzling, bright, centerfold, glittering, plush, luxuriant.

damn! is think she's a con-ui.

by itsalex June 13, 2009

Con di

(n) a bitch.
Used to curse a woman that you don't like in vietnam
*Warning* this word is bad when you say to a Vietnamese girl

A don't like B, he hate B (a girl)
A : Hey, why you tell me going to bar last night to my girlfriend ?
B : I didn't say anything *but she said it*
A : "Con di" like you will die soon !

by NonamNogam April 3, 2020

Don the Con

A con man who trick people out of money (ie. Donald Trump)

Don the Con ordered 20 pianos from me and didn't even pay.

It's been 6 months.

by McHee April 21, 2018

Con artist

Con artist: paints a different picture of himself to fit current audience. Superb story teller. Like a professional fisherman can real them in hook, line and sinker. The bigger the fish the bigger the hook and the better the bait. Can con his current catch out of damn near anything. Even their soul, can drag them to the depths of hell all with a smile on their face. That face is the face of evil.

Lee is a great entertainer, fabulous musican that is a great showman. He can reel you in and sell you a counterfeit 2 dollar bill cause he is a great con artist.

by sthrngrc December 30, 2019