corporation

Noun. An ingenious device to aquire personal wealth
without personal responsibility.

The name at the bottom or top edge of your monitor.

Corporations are everywhere!

by Dakka-Mek February 20, 2014

Square, the evil corporation

SquareEnix (formally Squaresoft) from 1997-2004 when they refused to sell Nintendo Final Fantasy. Run by an evil president who favored evil corporations over stuggling companies who don't try to monopolize the electronics industry. When the evil president was forced to reign, Final Fantasy was returned to Nintendo in the form of Final Fantasy Tactics Advance, the most addicting game on the planet.

Isn't it ironic that Square modeled it's new company policy off of the Shinra in FFVII, the antithesis of good?

by Connect the Dots April 28, 2005

comparition

A comparison between two different ( objects, people, or places) that has a completely obvious winner making said comparison unnecessary to begin with.

You're 25 years old I'm 60 what's with the comparition here.

by eTee004 December 24, 2013

Corporation Tactic

A tactic which is performed by a corporation to deliberately put a problem into one of their products under the consumers nose in the hope that month's later the purchaser of the product will have to send it back for repairs thus giving the corporation more money due to fixture payments. This move has most recently been made famous by The Red Ring of Death on Microsoft's Xbox 360

"God Damn it, My 360 got the E74 error! Don't tell me I've gotta spend more bucks for a problem that Microsoft already know is happening!"

"Dude, Don't ya know? It's just another Corporation Tactic!"

by StevieStevie August 6, 2009

commotion sickness

The sense of nausea, headache, panic and/or exhaustion one feels when there are too many people doing things around you while you are trying to relax.

This sensation can also be felt by the person busy in motion doing too many things at once.

Joe: Lisa, will you sit down and relax. Do you have to wrap the parcels, do laundry and cook dinner right now?

Lisa: I have to get ready for my family Christmas party.

Joe: You are giving me a case of commotion sickness

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Eric: I can't even go to the shopping malls on Black Friday. It gives me commotion sickness.

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Mary: I just have to get my groceries, pick up my dry cleaning, stop by the florist, meet Jane for coffee and then head across town to meet my Mother. I am starting to get commotion sickness.

by Rex Roddy January 8, 2012

comforting fiction

An untruth we tell ourselves, or tell others, to keep from having to face facts, and to ease us through hard times.

Just wash your hands and you'll be fine, warm weather will make it disappear, only old people can die from it... one comforting fiction after another could not disguise the truth that we were all in for a long, painful journey.

by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2020

Achieve Completion

The act of blowing one's batter; To ejaculate

After hours of jacking it with no success, I was finally able to achieve completion when that Asian porn-star got bukkaked.

by The Ace Detective Manny Pardo March 15, 2017