comfortably numb

Where one sits on their hand until it goes numb, then pleasures themself in an aid to fool the mind that its not them.
Can also be used with nail polish for the visual effect

I returned home last night on my own, unsuccessful in getting laid, so went comfortably numb in a bid to relieve myself.

by The Hoffster September 15, 2007

Comportable

The subject of thinking of the words, "Portable Computer". In this instance, a laptop.

I will need my comportable for work.

by ComputerTechy May 26, 2009

Southern Comfortable

Getting/being really super drunk on Southern Comfort

Sorry I pissed on your table, Im feelin pretty southern comfortable.

by Theshatmiester September 10, 2010

Comfartable

When you are comfortable to fart around someone

"I am so comfartable around you."

by otherbloodally June 21, 2019

combatable

When two things are in clear conflict with each other. The opposite of compatable.

Mike & Jane were very compatable when they got married. But after a few years they became combatable & got divorced.

by Geaver June 19, 2016

get comfortable

Get out of your clothes.

Why don't you get comfortable while I freshen up.

by Hollowtree April 25, 2017

Compatable

A table that can be inserted in most documents including that describing the dining room.

Being compatable nicely illustrated the dining room inventory.

by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010