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cleavage commando

Stef: It's too hot, I'm going cleavage commando.
Door to Door World Vision Guy: **swallows**
Stef: Phht, like they don't have nipples in Africa.
by Scheherazade January 17, 2008
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bulgarian commando

When someone begins the process of knifing in call of duty with commando perk, but a bulgarian commando will travel up to six times farther and will go through every obsticle in the way of you and your victim. A bulgarian commando can run around an entire building before finishing the knife action. While in bulgarian commando mode, you are invincible.
Person 1: I was just bulgarian commandoed.

Person 2: Yeah, I saw him in midflight, he was at the other end of the map when he started, I tried shooting him but he was invincible.
by Random500128T January 2, 2011
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Rando Commando

An insult used in video games. A person who is so bad and unpredictable that their unexpected actions may occasionally make them beat better players. They tend to use high-risk, high-reward tactics or all-in strategies to get an easy win, rather than having a consistent play style.
"...there are some things that can beat smartness and foresight. Awkwardness and stupidity can. The best swordsman in the world doesn't need to fear the second best swordsman in the world; no, the person for him to be afraid of is some ignorant antagonist who has never had a sword in his hand before; he doesn't do the thing he ought to do, and so the expert isn't prepared for him."

-Mark Twain, expert on rando commandos.
by Legato107 April 8, 2012
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Bionic Commando

Name of a certain NES game
Game where you blow up Hitler's head. Save
a soldier named Super Joe and blow up a dangerous weapon.
by STRID500ER May 5, 2004
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Captain Commando

A superhero from the Capcom game "Captain Commando". The game was a beat 'em up following in the footsteps of Final Fight. The character returned later for the Marvel vs Capcom games and most recently, Namco x Capcom (Japan-only game).

If you take the first three letters of Captain and the first three letters of Commando, it spells Capcom.
*At the Avengers Headquarters*
Avengers Crew: H.Q. to each member of the Avengers...The dreadful Onslaught has disappeared. Repeat.

Captain Commando: We've defeated Onslaught. Now the earth will be at peace.

Avengers Crew: W...Who are you?

Captain Commando: I am...CAPTAIN COMMANDO!
by CapComfan July 28, 2007
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couch commando

An individual(mostly males)who takes the television remote control and won't let anyone change the channel or take it from them. These words were originally heard in "Clueless", in which Cher calls Josh a "couch commando".
"Quit being a couch commando, I want to watch Cops"

"Can you change the channel? Why not? Well if you would stop being such a couch commando I wouldn't have to keep asking."
by SocialWorkerBob May 11, 2006
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commando

Quite possibly the funniest not-meant-to-be-funny-movie ever, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. Things he does in this movie include:
-Rips a huge metal pole off a wall and hurls it at main antagonist, striking him in chest and impaling him
-Dual wields M-60's with near infallible accuracy.
-Kills half a dozen people with a single grenade that explodes on impact
-Jumps off a plane from like 300 feet in the air and lands completely unharmed
-Chops off some dude's arm with an axe
-Hurls a buzz saw at some dude and slices his head in half
-Manages not to get hit by 2000+ bullets fired at him in a period of 3 min., without any cover or attempts to dodge
-Fires a rocket launcher(with 4 rockets in it)at a vehicle and blows it up, turns around and fires at another vehicle and blows it up, then blows up a couple more buildings with it, drops rocket launcher, and walks away casually.
-You get the idea.
I just watched Commando and laughed so hard I shat my pants.
by Johnny Mendez May 13, 2005
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