competits

A competition between women of two different breast sizes.

I went to this party and there were all these dumb girls trying to hook up with my boyfriend...but clearly, one look at my buxsome breasts said there was no competits.

by kerriswheel April 25, 2011

overly-competitive

A person that is a big pain in the ass because they turn everything into competition. Their main goal is to steal attention for themselves. If its not about them then they will downplay its importance. Secret, behind the back maneuvers are common. Two faced.

That guy is an "overly-competitive" ass!

by Rocky123 December 1, 2013

ass comet

A peice of toilet paper that is hanging out of the back of your pants (above the waistline) after you have gone to the bathroom.

When Joe came out of the Mens room he had about a 12" ass comet hanging out of his pants.

by PeeVee1 September 15, 2006

halleys comet

Gaseous ice ball appearing every 80 years or so

Man "Hey I can see Halleys comet in the sky !" . Comet expert "Best place for it I say"

by binsurfer December 11, 2003

Socially Competitive

Striving to be socially better or more fun than everyone else in the room just for bragging rights. This often includes creating random adventures and outings just to have a story to tell the next day.

Lysa: So what did you do yesterday?
G'na: I totally went out on a Tuesday night, won a dance off and received a drunken marriage proposal from a 41 year old man named Skip.
Lysa: Oh, I finished my novel.

(As you can see G'na was socially competitive and blew Lysa's recap of her night out of the water)

by Leelia July 21, 2009

Vomit Comet

1. Multi engine jet plane capable of sustaining dives long enough to simulate weightlessness; primarily used for astronaut training and films like Apollo 13.

They call it the Vomit Comet because it streaks across the sky and makes you lose your lunch.

by jonny mac June 9, 2004

Comet Bay Boys

Annoying, sleezy guys. Who unfortuantly are atracted to the slutty girls of comet bay.

their are categories of the boys here.
the loud, annoying try hards. 40% of the schools male population.
the nerdy, annoying, and smart boys. 20%
the footy boys. 30% (most are both *loud and annoying try hards* and *footy boys*)
the decent guys. 10%

for example of Comet Bay Boys the nerdy guys, are nice but the sluts of cbc never give them a chance. the footy boys get all the girls. because it boost's their reputation with their piers. ext ext.

by cbc chick. July 1, 2011