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Confuckered

The feeling of being both confused and f*cked.

• Volunteering for something you have no idea about.
• Getting in trouble and trying to figure out why but you know it can't be something good.

• Realizing today is the due date on a paper you got the first week of the semester and have completely forgotten about until today...etc.

Also, acting confused and claiming you don't know anything when you know you did something wrong and you know your f*cked either way.

• Your girlfriend finds pictures that were "accidentally" sent you you in your phone.

• Your boyfriend finds "really old" messages on your FB from an Ex.
(After volunteering to reprogram your bosses computer a week after starting a new job) "What the hell did I do? I'm so confuckered."
by emilynashea May 24, 2014
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Confuckery

When you're both confuddled and fucked over by everything going on around you.
Brad: Hey, did you see how many tests we have this week?

Chad: Yeah, bro. What a confuckery this is.
by Aerohed March 14, 2018
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Cumfucker

Similar to a motherfucker. But a specific type of motherfucker who is a despicable and dirty-minded.

It can mean precisely as it sounds, one who has sex with cum, but it was originally meant as "one who has sex with with there own or others cum”

It is most of the time used without meaning, just to be said in a sentence, it can mean absolutely nothing and absolutely everything its meant to at the same time. Just describes a really shitty person.
Nick is such a cumfucker”
“All these guys are dirty-minded cumfucker”
by anger gurl May 21, 2018
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Combuckle

To combine and buckle something together.

Example: When you Put something together, using a product that holds it in place.

Usually used when referring to fibers and a mend of some sort.
You should combuckle your hair down, so it's not frizzy anymore.
by Word Maker J November 21, 2018
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Confuckinfused

Being in a state of confusion; very very confused
I’m so confuckinfused on my homework.
by Avaaaaaaa May 6, 2019
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Confuckulate

When you have a random bunch of pieces or parts for equipment that are fucked or confusing and need to configure them to make it work
Look at this pile of shit.. what can I confuckulate here to get this going.....

Look at this confuckulate piece of shit
by Kingkongkunt85 July 16, 2019
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Confuckled

To be confused but would like to seem funny
Bruh this test got me confuckled
by Ashley is a qy October 30, 2019
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