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Colonel Dietrich 

(Colonel Dietrich was the Colonel for the Nazi Army in Raiders of the Lost Ark who slaps Sean Connery repetitively with a black leather glove.)

When a dude is doing a chick doggy style, and the chick looks back at the dude, the dude slaps her face with a black leather glove.
Mary met her fate with Colonel Dietrich when she glanced back at Micheal.
Colonel Dietrich by Matty too hatty November 15, 2006

Colonel Sanders

much like a dirty sanchez, instead of fecal matter, take a generous dollop of fresh semen on your pointer finger and smear a glob on your partners upper lip. If done correctly, it should simulate the same white mustache worn by KFC man himself, Colonel Sanders.
Guy: "I gave my chick a Colonel Sanders last night...she sure knew how to fry my chicken"
Colonel Sanders by RyaChu April 26, 2011

Colonel Sanders

I was trimming my ball fro and noticed a couple colonel sanders hiding in the rough.
Colonel Sanders by Popeye July 9, 2015

Colonel Sanders

Colonel Harland Sanders, born September 9, 1890, actively began franchising his chicken business at the age of 65.

Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack 

When Dane Cook wanted to play a prank, he would go to KFC and order a Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack, which is, of course, not on the menu.
This is where the "prank" part comes in.
You walk in very serius, NOT all "Gigglesfest" and you stand in front of the clerk, contemplate momentarily, or rather, give the illusion of thought in your menu choice, and say, "I'll take the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack."
If all goes well, the clerk will be left in a state of confusion, questioning his or her manger about the non-existent food item you ordered.
In performing this skit, be prepared for strange looks, and dumb questions.
WHAT YOU WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : *walks into KFC* I'll take the, um...Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
KFC Employee : Excuse me?
Dane : The Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack.
Employee : Do you mean the laptop pack?
Dane : No.
Emlpoyee : *dumfounded* Was that a limited time offer?!

WHAT YOU DO NOT WANT TO HAPPEN:
Dane : Can I have the Colonel's Chicken Fun Pack?
Employee : That is NOT on the menu.

Colonel Sanders

The founder of KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken is the new era of slavery, putting black people back at work..they loves them fried chicken!
Sharpton for prezident y'all! Im outie! Peace
Colonel Sanders by James Lowe September 21, 2004