Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

Crystin Collette

An amazing, funny, awesome Youtuber. Who is vegetarian and loves animals! She also loves cows.

Crystin Collette is so funny!

by AwesomePants July 9, 2012

mrs.collette

she is a bitch

Me: hi

Mrs.Collette: What did u say to me u little shit

by kwnjvs.nsajk.nskja.njsak. March 19, 2019

Cosette

White girl with a big bubble butt who loves to beat up boys because it makes her look like a bad ass, doesn't care about much but is totally up for anything that is crazy and fun and causes trouble. Needs to go desperately to MAA (Monster Addicts Anonymous) and thinks everyone is a douche. Acts like a tomboy but wears Hollister all the time.

Person: "You stole my Monster!"
Cosette: "I don't care"
Person: "Your such a Cosette"
Cosette: "Douche"

by kathy.2012 November 22, 2010

calette

Walks in the woods at night, stalking its prey, looking for wild pokemon.

Calette potato lol

by 123monkeycheese October 23, 2013

colettesque

to be like colette; lazy, random.
Often times it is used to describe things that are smelly.

"That statue of a lazy girl sitting at her laptop is so colettesque."

by kikuye369 April 12, 2005

stupid Coletti

Physically Aryan according to Nazi German standards, these non-Jewish Caucasian American male imbeciles are easily excited and/or stupefied with alcoholic liquor and epitomize the archetypal unscrupulous salesman.

Frequently, these boozehounds, infatuated by speed through cars, boats, money and loose underage women, tend to become habitual driving offenders at relatively young ages and suffer from bouts of driver’s license suspension throughout their lifetimes.

Every now and again, by masquerading as competent businessmen, these types successfully lure ambitious, unsuspecting college graduates into unorganized incorporated partnerships ending in pecuniary loss.

“Looped and loaded, realizing his commercial dealings had failed, the stupid Coletti, inept businessman extraordinaire, decided to flee the country with aspirations of setting up a hedge fund in Costa Rica, only to have his ambitions thwarted, pulled over for speeding on the way to the airport.”

by Robert Vincent Piccirillo December 1, 2006