Cocktail Party 

Party in which all participating males of a circle jerk ejaculate into a cocktail glass. The loser, or the man to ejaculate last, must take the scrumptious drink, and give it to his girlfriend. Should the loser not have one, he must proceed to drink it himself.

Either way, you are going home alone that night.

Friend 1: We had a nice, friendly little Cocktail Party.

Friend 2: And?

Friend 1: I ended up swallowing 13 different men's semen at once.

Cocktail Party by The Loser April 2, 2012

cocktail grease 

extremely fucked-up from substance over-use. Also can be used to describe the appearance of an individual who is extremely fucked-up.

Grrl 1: Man, did you see Shanella last night? That whore went way beyond hot mess!

Grrl 2: Yeah, I know, she was complete cocktail grease by the time we left the club!

cocktail grease by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004

Cocktail party 

Where sophisticated grown ups go to lie to each other; dry hump in closets.

"Life is just one big stinking cocktail party isn't it doc?"
"Get out of my car."

Cocktail party by Anymajor-dude November 14, 2014

Cocktail Of Death 

The Cocktail Of Death is the last resort. If you need to work through the night to finish something so vital you are willing to risk death. The Cocktail Of Death is made by opening a Mega Monster and pouring a 5 Hour energy in it.

(WARNING: DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!! YOU COULD DIE!!! DO NOT DRINK ALL AT ONCE!!!).

Jake: Jase, pray for me.
Jase: Man what's wrong??
Jake: I need to finish a 29 more page on my research paper, its due in 10 hours...
Jase: NOO you can't its not worth it!!!
Jake: I have to dang-it I need its power. I need the Cocktail Of Death.
Jase: *In tears*

Jake: If something happens to me, tell my family I loved them.

Cocktail Of Death by Makslacker March 1, 2015

cocktail weenie 

Any person with abnormally shaped toes. Short, fat, and round (sometimes even slightly square shaped), these toes resemble little cocktail weenies like those served at a party, especailly when sunburnt.

(sometimes sometimes referred to as a Teki as well)

Whoa look at Cocktail Weenie over there, those toes look just like miniature hot dogs!

cocktail weenie by Trail_Mix2 March 4, 2009

cocktail blocking 

Dragging your friend away from a guy to get cocktails, aka cock blocking him (or if your friend does like him you've just cocktail blocked her). Can also be used as a drinking game within a group of girls. The savior must buy the saved a drink.

"Got some drinks I'm cocktail blocking him from her"

cocktail blocking by purple-monkies May 6, 2013

cocktail racist 

Someone who's only lets their racism show after they've had a few cocktails

After 3 margaritas Mike started droppin' the N-word left & right; guess he's a cocktail racist.

cocktail racist by CraftCoven November 7, 2014