One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.
(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)
(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)
by davey March 17, 2004
Get the cockshiner mug.A maniacal sexual maneuver in which the female (assuming it is a heterosexual relationship) lathers her bosom with a flavored popsicle of her choosing. Once the popsicle has been fully applied, the male performs a common sexual act known as the "titty-fuck" whilst simultaneously thrusting a lollipop in and out of the female's vagina.
Mark's infatuation with the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide caused Beatrice to have multiple yeast infections and congenital rash outbreaks on her chest area.
Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.
*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
Doctors warned Beatrice that continual practice of the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide could lead to other types of fungi related to yeast infections to result in an untimely and gruesome death.
*Ironically, physicians have concluded that the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide is in no way detrimental to a man's health.
by r2kjowens August 25, 2009
Get the Cocksicle Lollipop Fuck Slide mug.Fill up a rubber with cum and place in freezer overnight. After freezing takes place, remove rubber for a creamy treat.
A real San Fransisco treat!
A real San Fransisco treat!
by Dirty Pig November 3, 2003
Get the cocksickle mug.A phrase said after crushing an opponent or accomplishing a great feat. Often accompanied by a slowed motion indicating masturbation with parallel cocks.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
First used by Soul Caliber IV enthusiast Max Basch of Hampshire College, and henceforth popularized by other gamers of the 5-College Consortium.
"I Have Two Cocks"
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
Gamer 1: FUCK!
Gamer 2: ZOMG! He just beat you with your best character! ROFLROFLROFL
Gamer 3: I have two coooocks
by Moocowsy July 2, 2009
Get the I Have Two Cocks mug.a sex move where a woman starts off by giving the man a hand job (shaking the bottle), then while the man is laying down inserts the penis into the vagina while the woman is still standing up and the penis is inserted the woman's vagina then begins to spin while the penis is still inside the vagina ( in the motion of twisting of a cap on a bottle).
by A-Wall9 May 26, 2009
Get the CockScrew mug.The jail you attend for 3 years and then leave, "LAX" kids run the school, and ghetto is the way to go. Ugly lockers 6 inches wide that don't work 50% of the time. If you have money your wardrobe consists of lax short and tops, and if you don't its time to break your parents bank. Unacceptable to own anything without a logo on it. And it your not in you never will be. Full of after school clubs that no one will join.
"What are you doing this weekend",
"mall, game, another game, mall"
"Me to"
Good'ol Cockeysville Middle School
"mall, game, another game, mall"
"Me to"
Good'ol Cockeysville Middle School
by Mrs.KevinJonas1032 October 21, 2008
Get the Cockeysville Middle School mug.The process of one person using his cell to call another person's cell, so that they each have the other's number.
Mike: Eric, give me your number so we can touch cocks.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
Eric: Excuse me?
Mike: I'll call you so you have my number. I call it touching cocks. It's my thing.
Eric: That will never catch on.
Mike: Yes it will.
by ChuckChaser69 December 19, 2010
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