cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

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Cockmeister

A person who is the master of the male genitalia, usually used as a slur in the European community.

My oh my! Did you hear? Joeseph is a Cockmeister!

Cockmeister by anonymous December 15, 2020

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When damagedprotetarian holds his annual bukkake gang bang.

OMG did you see Cockmuster 2021 damagedproletarian guzzled even more cocks than the infamous 2008 Cockmuster

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Oh, look a RockMonster.

Mr. RockMonster is a cool rock

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Someone who toasts cocks (inside their butt).

Oren, you dirty cocktoaster!

cocktoaster by Erok May 30, 2006

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Scanky underclassmen that go lurking for cock at college parties.

Looks like we should score tonight with all these cockfosters running around here.

cockfoster by CSells March 19, 2004

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To commit treason by colluding with a foreign enemy while at the same time appearing to curry favor with that same entity in the public space.

It’s clear now that Donald Trump totally cockholstered Vladimir Putin to get help winning the election.

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