cock

1. An alternative name for a male chicken (rooster)
2. A slang name for penis. See dick
3. In guns, the mechanism which readies the barrel to fire.
4. A term used to describe wandering about with no purpose. See lollygagging.
That cock woke me up a 3 AM this morning!
My gargantuan cock penetrated her.
I pulled back the cock on my Magnum.
Stop cocking about!
by junglebellcat March 20, 2004
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cocks

boss: "congratulations, johnson, you're being promoted."
johnson: "cocks!"
by al jorgenson May 3, 2004
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'cock

Short for shuttlecock, another name for a badminton birdie.
Mark: "So how did last night's badminton game go? Looks like you got a fat lip there."
Jim: "Yeah Steve owned me pretty badly. He whacks the old 'cock around pretty good. Once I totally set him up by lobbing it to him right in front of the net. He slammed it straight into my face and I had no time to react..."
(Jim's mom walks in)
"...and I ended up with his 'cock in my mouth!"
Jim's mom: "Well I never! Get out of this house this instant! I will tolerate none of that kind of behavior. You're not welcome home anymore!"
by Nicholas D June 27, 2008
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cock

1. The best thing ever. EVER.
2. Something I love to suck on, lick, and deep throat.
3. Male genitalia that begs to be wanked.
by Leah6969 April 30, 2008
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cock

My prize-winning cock left all the judges and chicks at the annual Cock Festival in awe.
by Oprah February 21, 2003
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cocking

fucking, having sex with, screwing, ramming, etc etc
gross the fag is cocking the teacher
by bunny & sasha January 7, 2004
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cock

what goes in my ass every night

see dick
by DraGurl September 6, 2004
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