coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

coaster chicken

When a whole chicken is smashed flat and dried to make a coaster for drinks.

Dude these coaster chickens smell like shit.

by dailybirdsandtrees July 23, 2011

Load Coaster

Someone that ejaculates while receiving road head.

I just load coastered onto my sister.

by Tyler Leaks January 28, 2019

Penis Coaster

An act when a girl is jumping like crazy during sex on a guy's dick, usually with screams.

Guy1: I think my girl went insane last night. She actually just rode my penis coaster, that felt great
Guy2: Lucky you, homie

by yoGrabHere May 21, 2020

Roller Coaster

scary ass cart ride that makes ur dik feel weird

that roller coaster made me take a huge fukin shit

by patricia morarez October 14, 2020

gavel coaster

A gavel coaster is the small wooden disc that the head of a gavel is rested upon when it is not in use. When in use, the gavel coaster is hit upon by the gavel, whereupon making a loud noise to quiet noisy rooms.

The judge rested his gavel upon the gavel coaster when he was done silencing the court.

by ocelotdude May 7, 2009

giga coaster

A roller coaster the breaks the 300ft height barrier

'Kingda Ka' is a giga coaster, as it is over 300ft high

by Rob Treacy September 11, 2005