Dingus's Nephew
Man 1: Did you know Dingus and Cnote are related?
Man 2: Really?
Man 1: Yeah, Dingus is his uncle. All part of the rodent family.
Man 2: Really?
Man 1: Yeah, Dingus is his uncle. All part of the rodent family.
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by Krela September 4, 2006
Get the cnut mug.995?–1035, king of England, Norway, and Denmark. The younger son of Sweyn of Denmark, Canute accompanied his father on the expedition of 1013 that invaded England and forced Æthelred to flee to Normandy. When Sweyn died (1014), the Danes in England swore fealty to Canute, but on Æthelred's return from Normandy, Canute withdrew to Denmark, where his older brother, Harold, had become king. In 1015, Canute reinvaded England with a powerful army that conquered most of Wessex, harried the Danelaw, and conquered Northumbria. After the Danish victory in the battle of Assandun, Canute divided England with Edmund Ironside, Æthelred's son. When Edmund died, late in 1016, Canute was accepted as sole king. He gave England peace and strove to continue English traditions by restoring the church to high place and codifying English law. To forestall dynastic quarrels he banished his wife (and their son Sweyn) and married Emma, the widow of Æthelred. His son by Emma was Harthacanute. In 1018 or 1019 he succeeded to the throne of Denmark and was forced to lead several expeditions to assert his rights there and in the Danish provinces in Norway. In 1028, after an uprising had expelled Olaf II of Norway, Canute was recognized as ruler of that kingdom. He made his son Harthacanute king of Denmark, and in 1029 he made his son Sweyn king of Norway, with Sweyn's mother as regent. She and Sweyn were driven out by 1035, and Norway was ruled by Olaf's son Magnus. Canute established friendly relations with the Holy Roman Empire and attended the coronation of Conrad II in Rome in 1027. At the end of his reign Canute led an army into Scotland to stop Scottish invasions under Malcolm II. Canute was succeeded by his illegitimate son, Harold Harefoot, then by Harthacanute. The name also appears as Cnut or Knut. Kudos to Wikipedia.
by Dr. Arnold S. Snipes January 14, 2006
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Adolf Hitler
George W. Bush
A male prostitute (to give the other workers buttsekz, they love buttsekz)
BethanyM
CJayC (unfortunately, he used to be good)
A few gorillas (they coded the sites, ya know)
A CATS (from Zero Wing) fan (to help make all your site belong to CNet)
Osama bin Ladin (CNet's HQ is where he's been hiding)
A robot that runs on Windows ME
Other equally evil people
Adolf Hitler
George W. Bush
A male prostitute (to give the other workers buttsekz, they love buttsekz)
BethanyM
CJayC (unfortunately, he used to be good)
A few gorillas (they coded the sites, ya know)
A CATS (from Zero Wing) fan (to help make all your site belong to CNet)
Osama bin Ladin (CNet's HQ is where he's been hiding)
A robot that runs on Windows ME
Other equally evil people
by ZJayZ July 23, 2004
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“What was it like in hospital?”
“Dire! A right bunch of miserable bastards except for this CNA. She was always friendly and cheerful, I’d have gone nuts but for her. When I left I gave her a bunch of flowers, just to say thanks like, I thought for a minute she was going to cry, she was so surprised.”
“Dire! A right bunch of miserable bastards except for this CNA. She was always friendly and cheerful, I’d have gone nuts but for her. When I left I gave her a bunch of flowers, just to say thanks like, I thought for a minute she was going to cry, she was so surprised.”
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