Cluster Fuck

This is used in medicine by doctors in training (residents) especially ER residents which means too many patients hit the door at the same time. You get fucked when theres a total piece of shit patient (such as a crack head with a gunshot wound) because they suck up a lot of time. You get clusterfucked when several crackheads shoot eachother and instead of doing the world a favor come into the ER for blood transfusions etc that will unfortuantely save their lives.

Yeah I was about to discharge this sorority hottie and go home when I got totally Cluster Fucked by 4 bangers with multiple GSW to the chest.

by Drdavidcalling December 17, 2006

Cluster Fuck

When something really small becomes something really huge or big. The product of this is a cluster fuck.

I had a small stain on my shirt, a little dot sized stain. I tried to rub it out and it turned into a huge cluster fuck of a stain.

by Ste-V Ray March 11, 2008

Cluster Fuck

1) When the pizza's in a conveyor oven in a pizza shop get backed up and start burning.

You better get those pizza's our or were gunna have a cluster fuck.

by demhem October 29, 2005

cluster-fuck

1. To cluster-fuck someone is to, with the help of 2 or more accomplaces, gang-rape some unsuspecting victim.

2. Cluster-fucking can also take place on a concentual basis in which 3 or more people work together to violenty satify the clustee.

1. Holy badger-fucking shit, I was walking home last night and I was cluster-fucked by a bunch of horny mexicans.

2. Oh man, I was walking home through the park and I saw a bunch of horny mexicans cluster-fucking these 2 nuns, It was totally bangin'

3. Where have I been? Me and my horny mexican friends have been out cluster-fucking autistic orphans!

by Jimmmeh February 16, 2006

Cluster Fuck

A song by the popular group Boom Thread, describing a crappy day where everything goes wrong.

"This day is lookin like a complete clusterfuck and Im damn near sick of it"

by tony, fuck off May 24, 2005

Colonel Cluster Fuck

A very fitting nickname for George W. Bush, as given by Danny The Tourettes Guy.

Interviewer - What are your opinions on George W. Bush?
Danny - You mean Colonel Cluster Fuck?
Interviewer - Yeah, him.
Danny - Fuck him! He's an asshole!

by A Profane Legacy December 28, 2008

walking cluster fuck

1. A particularly bad cluster fuck.
2. An apt description of the current President of the United States and his administration, which has screwed up everything over the past five years.

George Bush is one bad walking cluster fuck.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006