rubbing clams

The act of vigorously smashing ones vagina into another's for pleasure.

I caught my sister rubbing clams with our cousin. Not sure how I feel about it.

by Mschmidthead June 5, 2017

silence of the clams

the result of female circumcision or genital mutilation done in certain cultures, rendering the female sex organ apparently incapable of ecstasy or orgasm.

It was a sad day when the silence of the clams overtook the young women of the village.

by MillsFokk August 16, 2009

clum baby

a term for male ejaculate

When it came to busting a nut, Peter had always been shamed by his inability to shoot a wad with any force behind it. No matter how hard he flogged his hog, his tiny little clum baby always ended up spattering the toes of his loafers.

by Janny January 13, 2006

clubsbian

A heterosexual girl who makes out with her heterosexual friends at the club for entertainment purposes only. This is usually done to gain VIP access or free drinks.

"Becky and Heather are making out for those geeks in the bachelor party, They are such clubsbians."

by lilslim April 29, 2005

Clumsy

Adj. Poorly co-ordinated. Bumbling ninny.

Blind People

Jack: "Pass the that plate please."
CRASH
Jack: "Oh you clumsy blind twat!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 5, 2006

Clamstimony

Meaning One: Fantastic, Amazing, Startlingly Impressive.

Meaning Two: Disappointing, Unpleasant, Overdone.

Meaning Three: A testimony made by a clam.

Word Origins:
Originally it was verbal only, pronounced unexpectedly by a text to speech program.
Eventually out of necessity it was given a non verbal spelling and since then it's popularity has risen considerably from a buzz word to an intricate part of everyday language.
While at first some were confused as to it's nature (being inherently contradictory) it's meaning is more often than not determined by context, and failing that, attributed to sarcasm.

"I bought A game yesterday, it was clamstimony!"

"Wow. Today has been such a clamstimony day."

by Not a Cobra March 18, 2010

Clubstep

That one demon in the main GD levels that gives you a brain aneurysm every time you play it. It has these clubstep monsters that look like it had a fucking meeting with Satan himself

Boris: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jim: 91
Boris: NO I BEAT CLUBSTEP
Jim: That's probably the only accomplishment you will have in your life but good job.

by no reeal name, just me December 22, 2021