clothes

Something that is made from almost any type of fabric and it worn on your body. Also used for some people to judge other people to make themselves feel better. (cause their stupid)

Girl: "Like OMG where did you get those clothes?!"

by Gemini18 January 10, 2008

clothes island

Before entering the shower, you take off your clothes and pile them together on the ground just outside the bathtub.

By doing this, it absorbs any traces of water when you step out after you have finished showering, so the ground doesn't get as wet.

I piled my clothes on the ground outside the bathtub forming a "clothes island" so the ground doesn't get as wet when I step out.

by Clothes Island September 13, 2011

facebook clothes

n. The clothes you were wearing in your facebook profile picture.

Ugh, he wears his facebook clothes way too much; we've seen it so many times, and we're sick of it.

by Tam-Sanh August 25, 2008

clothesline from hell

Patented move from the great JBL (a wrestling god)

Batista encountered the clothesline from hell, and was no more

by Haldi December 15, 2005

Clearance Only Clothes

Clothes that are only magically seen on the clearance rack. Ussually found in the form of ugly fuzzy sweaters or animal print pants. These clothes are never ever sold at normal price or displayed in conspicuous areas.

"OMG this is a 75% clearance rack!" Susie

"Yay! Let's check it out!" Jill

"Oh damn this is all clearance only clothes." Susie

"I think my Grandma has this sweater." Jill

by Becky Sweenie April 21, 2007

clothespin

You pin clothespins, and they don't fall. They keep the laundry from getting dirty.

They're beautiful.

They can even be used as paperclips! So versatile!!! HOW CAN WE, AS HUMANS, EVEN COMPARE TO SUCH THINGS?!?!

Loki: I have an army.
Tony: We have a clothespin.

by eugepae4pie August 20, 2013

Bed Clothes

An old-timey term for bed sheets that originates in the 14th century and is now solely used by old Victorian ladies and the Hamrick family of West Virginia.

Will you please go get the nasty bed clothes off of our bed and put them in the wash if you'd ever like to have sex again.

by MortH81 June 26, 2016