Close Call 

When something bad (usually near death experiences) happens because you are doing something you shouldn't be doing.

Man, I had about twenty close calls this past year because I have been smoking all this time. A person like me was never supposed to smoke in the first place. WTF!!!!!

Close Call by Just another ordinary person June 20, 2013

close call 

That moment when you're pulling your pants down and sitting on a toilet at the same time, and your shit starts.

Guy 1: man that was a close call, I wasn't even fully on the toilet.

Guy 2: did you make a mess?

Guy 1: a little bit, but at least we're in MacDonald's.

close call by shitpantsmcgee March 10, 2014

close your ass 

The order of requesting that somebody cease from talking pure unrefined bullshit from their mouth.

John Sopcak, please close your ass if you have no idea of what you're talking about.

close your ass by Close Your Ass January 10, 2017

Close Up fingerboard fingerskate 

Close Up "finest fingerskateboards" is the best quality fingerboard. This fingerskate is made with 36 pieces to assemble, into one cool pack. The deck is made with 5 plys maple wood, real griptape, real metal trucks, bolts, urethane wheels, metal core, 10 stickers Close Up, and a clear notice for the construction. It's the exat replic of a skateboard, but at the size of the fingers, so you can play with your fingers as you would with your feet on a skate. It's fun like a real sport, you have to practice and can learn thousands of realistic tricks

Close Up fingerboard fingerskate.

Close Up fingerboard fingerskate by close up fingerskate October 1, 2007

close your coffin 

Southern slang for shut your mouth.

You better close your coffin before I close it for you.

close your coffin by AOL17 May 6, 2017

Close enough 

When you are not totally satisfied with something but you don't want the other person to feel bad, so you just say "close enough" and drop it.

Nick: Hey dudes, blaze it.
John: But it's 4:21, we're a minute late.
Nick: Oh. well, now it's 4:22, so it's 4:20 too!
John: Umm... Well... Close enough.

Close enough by Zapalloman July 12, 2018

Close Encounter of the Second Kind 

When you wipe after taking a shit and you accidentally get some shit on your hand.

Man, I just had a close encounter of the second kind in there. I gotta wash my hands!

Close Encounter of the Second Kind by M#TH August 12, 2018