A slang term for a woman’s vagina, which tastefully straddles the intersection of vulgar, confusing and hilarious.
Female usage: I just got my cockshack waxed and my ass looks great in these jeans… let’s go out, take tequila shots and see what happens!
Male usage: Yeah, I pulled a sloppy drunk chick from the bar last night, who was slurring something about jamming my “meat wagon” in her “cockshack”. Turns out, that means exactly what it sounds like 👍🏻
Male usage: Yeah, I pulled a sloppy drunk chick from the bar last night, who was slurring something about jamming my “meat wagon” in her “cockshack”. Turns out, that means exactly what it sounds like 👍🏻
by L@zyT3xan August 14, 2023
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A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
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A person who lives and dies by the clock-in, clock-out. Constantly chasing hours like a lab rat in a time maze. Thinks having a “steady job” is a flex, yet can’t go 12 minutes without complaining about it.
Synonyms:
Wage mage, Shift gremlin, Punchcard patriot
Want one that targets the tech industry, gig economy, or office culture specifically?
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1. (noun) A person who rummages through, takes, or steals items from someone else’s place, often without permission.
2. (verb) To search through or take items from a place, typically in a sneaky, careless, or inconsiderate way.
2. (verb) To search through or take items from a place, typically in a sneaky, careless, or inconsiderate way.
"Those pesky clockstickers took and ate all the food from my fridge!"
"Wanna go clocksticker all the money from Little Johnny's napsack?"
"Wanna go clocksticker all the money from Little Johnny's napsack?"
by CoosineBiscuit1738 March 21, 2026
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Welp, my clockhack was real, she was right I shoulda gotten a digital clock but batteries never last. I guess time no longer matters for someone and I'm losing all of mine. I'll never use my phone again, day trading hopefully will be as miserable as me, lost time on everyone's dime. Insider trading on the other hand, you don't ever know they were there. I'll be jealous in 10 years when I figure it out...
by tornadofullofpiranhas November 15, 2025
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