Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean: A sexy bald man that i’d love to smell, with that shiny bald head he can attract everyone and everything in a 200 mile radius, not only that but Mr. Clean will make your house shine almost as much as his sexy bald head.
I would spend millions just to sniff him and you would too, he also makes great cleaning products.

My Friend: “Man, my house is so dirty.”
Me: “You should get some Mr. Clean (sexiest man ever) products, they help so much!”

by SussySexyMan June 29, 2021

My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

by Beanstalker November 26, 2010

banjo cleaner

a girl with a gap inbetween her front teeth who can clean the banjo string. ie: banjo cleaner.
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the girl was a banjo cleaner, when she went down there it was all shiney when she finished.
picture it yourself.
be aware it's not very gentlemanly to point this out to a lady.

by Richard head mk2 July 26, 2007

Facebook Cleanse

To erase unwanted or unneeded people on your facebook friends list. Usually a result of having 300+ friends but only talking to a fraction of them. Basically a friends cleanse but exclusive to Facebook.

I decided to have a Facebook cleanse, now my friends list is only half it's original size.

by Roger_5000 December 30, 2011

beaner cleaner

Cleaning fluids like "fabuloso" which come from the dollar store, look like major brand products, but have spanish names.

Fabuloso is the beaner cleaner equivalent to watered down lysol.

by TYMMCHN December 9, 2009

clean

describing an item that looks really nice.

Yo, that suit's clean!!!

by Cleetus Wilburn December 10, 2001

smegma cleanse

the tongue of a dick licker

"Come here you smegma cleanse. My penis is dirty."

by ken69 June 23, 2009