clench

when one squeezes their ass cheeks together.

person 1: why does your ass look so toned?
person 2: im clenching my cheeks together.

by olaf the pimp December 14, 2006

clenching

To hold a shit in for a long time, especially when it's not an appropriate time to take a dump.

I've been clenching ever since I got to work.

by superhog May 24, 2006

Clutch Happy

When your foot keeps lifting the clutch up gradually when stationary, in traffic or at traffic lights wishing you could start moving again.

*Lifts clutch up halfway "dude I wish this fucking traffic would hurry up, I'm getting Clutch Happy

by the:)cock:)blocker December 25, 2010

clutch king

A person who exceeds beyond expextations and will always have the necessities.

Man richard is the clutch king he always comes prepared.

by angbmcgowan June 16, 2016

Clenched penis

Someone who is
a) irritating you
b) starting an argument
c) called marnie

Marnie: "I'm so dumb and stupid"
Bibs & Neve: " Yeah because you're a clenched penis"

by smellyboy101 June 22, 2016

Cretched

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

chetching

crying while masturbating

i'm going to my room for a little chetching now

by Brandon Hall Reps '06 - aka Maya lol November 13, 2006