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The Clench Instinct

When a human dies, their final instinct is to clench their lower orifices. This is why Necrophiliacs claim that corpses are better than the real thing.
Human 1: Dude you see that girl when she was almost stabbed.
Human 2: Yeah, you could see the clench instinct kick in.
Human 1: Yeah dude, it was hot.

Stephen Hawking: My best discovery for science was and will always be, the clench instinct.
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Caterpillar Clench

In other words the vaigina as a grabbing tool.
We went on a date and I got my Johnson caught in her Caterpillar Clench, no complaints
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clench and dash

When you have to poop so bad that you can’t stop it so you clench your buttcheeks together and make a mad dash to the bathroom
Bro, that Chinese food made me so sick. I had to clench and dash!
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Clenched Clam Chowder

After sex, she tightens up her pussy, thus pulling the cum filled rubber off and spilling the goop.
After banging your mother, I tried to pull out, but wound up leaving a load of Clenched Clam Chowder down her thighs.
by Scott Tissue September 8, 2021
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Serbian Ballsack Clench

To Clench Ones Scrotum Until They Hurt As an Excersise
Recently I've been Serbian Ballsack Clenching.
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Check his clench

To mentally evaluate mandems ability and determination to squeeze innit
Ayo check his clench, he ain’t really bout it
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French Clench

Deadly sex technique, two partners clenching on their private parts as hard as they can, while french kissing, until one of them passes out. May involve urine, ropes, slurry, homeless people, BDSM gear, feces, and rarely : live animals.
- Bob, How's your sex life with Stanley?
- We keep it kinky with the French Clench.
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